My man Jay at Nemo Design was working on Lindsey Jacobellis’ signature Palmer model. Lindsey wanted something gnarly with saber-toothed tigers and he wondered if I’d be interested in helping out. I said “Does a bear wear the pope’s hat?” Wait, I think I messed that joke up.
 
FYI, during the gold medal final of the Snowboard Cross at the 2006 Winter Olympics, Jacobellis was approaching the end of the course with a three-second lead. On the last jump, “while showboating, Jacobellis attempted a method grab, landed on the edge of her snowboard, and fell. Frieden passed her to win the gold; Jacobellis recovered and settled for silver.”
 
Lindsey fell on my board. I’m sorry.